Hi everyone, it’s been a long time, my life has changed so much. Just wanted to check in. Love you ❤️

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Perks of being a lesbian

by Anonymous

kateaustinn:

- your girlfriend ultimately becomes your best friend
- living together is always fun
- you can be the big or little spoon
- you have someone to straighten the back of your hair
- they know your emotions because they’re also a girl
- you can share clothes
- you can share make up
- orgasms every time you have sex
- the toilet seat is always down
- their legs are always smooth and soft
- boobs
- ass
- they know how to give presents/what to get
- your friends never feel like a third wheel bc they’re also best friends w your gf
- did I say ass

There’s a million

thedudetomypal:

hi everyone, i just wanted to let you know that i’m leaving tumblr. i got new stuff in my life and that it’s more important right now. thank you for all the good times.

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What color are your nipples?

by Anonymous

majinbuuuty:

limited edition holographic

thestuffedalligator:

thestuffedalligator:

This is mildly blasphemous, but in the Toy Story universe do baby Jesus figurines from nativity sets think they’re actually Jesus, or are they just like. Babies

Y’all see the words “This is mildly blasphemous, but” and immediately reblog

(via pop-punklouis)

:

it is not blood that runs through these veins but glitter gel pen ink

(via pop-punklouis)

femgirlfriend-moved:

my (40M) best friend (3billionM) just confessed his undying love for me and im currently sobbing unconditionally on the floor. do you guys think he really likes me or is this normal for guys to say to eachother platonically? answer asap the world is dying

(via trolou)